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Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35679) - you deserved it (5731)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by callofdutyhater - United States (California)

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AH, look on the bright side, he may not get a good grade, but he'll be ready for the zombie apocalypse!

#4 - On 08/21/2011 at 6:25am by x_KL_x

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Lol i suggest joining him in CoD ? nah just kidding , change tutor , and give him a firm talking .

#2 - On 08/21/2011 at 6:22am by LucianDeSouza

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