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Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11848) - you deserved it (32325)

On 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm - kids - by ollie179 - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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Think before you act. You never know what's really going on and can get in serious trouble when you do something like that lol. Besides let a kid ride regardless till he's done. Don't just kick him off xD.

#1 - On 08/15/2011 at 7:16pm by RouletteRed

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You tricycle-jacked a three year old. What the fuck is wrong with you? That kid was probably going to his girls place to get some action and you fucked up his night. Shame on you.

#11 - On 08/15/2011 at 7:19pm by every1luvsboners

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