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Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (New York)

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maybe her vagina is just too big

#11 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:36pm by maddcow

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If it's 4 inches or bigger erect, don't worry about it. If it's less....seriously learn to develop other skills (though every man should anyway). Then you'll be 'that's the best p_ssy eater I've ever had in my life' instead of the small dicked guy. ;)

#7 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:29pm by Melanie

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