Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML

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  • Why would he be worried about his swim team finding out hes getting his willy wet? This sounds kind of fishy and makes me wonder if there's another girl he's worried about..

    #4 - On 02/12/2014 at 5:41pm by etoilenuit

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  • and now no more blow jobs

    #3 - On 02/12/2014 at 5:40pm by beaverteaser

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