Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML
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aireeahna 23
i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks
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etoilenuit 15
Why would he be worried about his swim team finding out hes getting his willy wet? This sounds kind of fishy and makes me wonder if there's another girl he's worried about..
beaverteaser 16
and now no more blow jobs
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Jawel 5
Brace yourself, "I hope you mean ex-boyfriend" posts are coming
alicat13 12
How frikkin hard do you suck that he had to dislocate your jaw to get you off. You are scary!
10showgirl 16
Trust me.... The guys aren't that important to him that that's the first place his mind would go to when you try to give him a hickey. He was worried about something else. Anyway, a dislocated jaw would be a deal breaker for me.
cyndustry 3
Nice :)
NotInUse22 16
That must have been a "jaw-breaking" experience
Axel5238 29
I know in corporate or very serious business a hickey can be a mark that is considered immature. Though the fact he reacted so strongly he dislocated your jaw should send up more than a few red flags. That's not something you can cover with "oops I'm sorry" also if he tends to react than think that's a problem. Seen way too many FML with guys who said I felt something on my leg and it was the puppy/dog or cat of their so. If his first reaction is to immediately break it's face here's your sign.
Sonii008 19
Was moderating some FML's earlier and found one about a guy who didn't like hickeys and who pushed his girlfriend away a little too violently while she was trying to give him one. He ended with something along the line of "GF is telling everyone I've dislocated her jaws." I don't think he'll make it to the actual FML's though.
sonictardis 8
It's probably her boyfriend.
Kyna_Bitch 16
4 words. GET A REAL MAN
FemskyD 26
How.. Romantic?
SailorMoon921 7
Dump him something is fishy