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Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Were do we go... - United States

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It sounds like he may have been a little distracted during this game.

#3 - On 04/15/2012 at 5:56am by japtch

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At least now you know why he's with you :(
Sorry op

#2 - On 04/15/2012 at 5:55am by jtthegr8

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