Queasy Lover

By dizzy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Malaysia

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Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
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Top comments

ambowew 7

There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.

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Jimboom 11

Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)

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EmoGiana 0

I guess if you think of the place as the ocean... Then I guess so.

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EpicPear 0

Well at least now you can consider yourself a true semen.

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denvan 0

Don't forget his sports bra during the action you don't want to get knocked out.

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denvan 0

WTF it was for the man boobs one stupid iPhone

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sephoraprincess 7

water beds are cool! soo jealous...

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T3P33_fml 0

so you released your hot sticky fluid on your GF? sweeeet

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T3P33_fml 0

so you release your hot sticky fluid on your GF? sweeeet!

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you_and_me_fml 8

suckss..take the party to your bed next time

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agamid 1

urg... i hate waterbeds... now even a bit more...

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