dizzy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Queasy Lover
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
Top comments
ambowew 7
There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.
Jimboom 12
Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)
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saltypirate 0
you're a dumb ass for having sex before you get married!
wienerwagon 0
"Making love"? You deserve it.
Jaalro 2
Haha
LMFAOaturface 0
your a winner.
Ivanmobile69 6
kinky
unholyswiss 19
That actually sounds enjoyable, shame you had a volatile reaction to it OP, maybe you can work up to it.