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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Queasy Lover
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
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ambowew 7
There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.
Jimboom 12
Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)
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FYLDeep 26
Too bad that, unlike seasickness on a boat, you can't just vomit over the side of the bed... Well I guess you could... But I wouldn't recommend it.
Jimboom 12
Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)
Brittaneyyy 0
haha this comment made my day!
Haydoe 0
Lmfao thats funny...
CommonSenseKarma 17
As metaphoric as a blistered rock on a post-apocalyptic day!
cookiecookieluv 0
nice..... I'll remember that obe
CookiexJar 17
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OCDC 9
I'm sorry, I don't speak vertical. Can someone please translate for me?
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ambowew 7
There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.
DjeePee 25
But all those places are hard and painfull :(
CrazyGirl445 4
25 sex is painful what's the diff
NuyoRicanGirl 3
27 sex shouldn't be painful what kind of shit are you into that it hurts? :-/
circlejerk69 0
what about the couch or even his bed
ambowew 7
Couch is too unoriginal and the bed is where the problem is, so that's out.
RedPillSucks 33
Car hoods have those pointy ornaments sticking out. Talk about surprise butt sex!
polysyllabist 3
any port in a storm
j300zx 0
It is the motion in the ocean. Oh yeahhhh. :)
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Nice cover up, but everyone knows you just got sick because your girlfriend's pussy smells
perdix 31
I was thinking cover-up, too, except my angle is that the OP is actually gay and that having sex with a woman is what is really making him sick.
AshBop 5
Ohh Buhh!!! haha Nice one
circlejerk69 0
lol ur haveing butt sex with a dog. puppie gots game
mansparkle 0
water beds = bad news
cshaned132_fml 0
hey man abandon ship and take that shit to the bathroom counter or something lol