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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Queasy Lover
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
Top comments
ambowew 7
There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.
Jimboom 12
Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)
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Comments (86)
taelorrae011 0
water beds suck.
creedaddict 9
wow they still have waterbeds
NoWaySick 0
haha i guess its too late to say dont rock the boat!
underpaid011 0
really? sea sick?
pepelapew 0
I've never had a problem
Steve95401 49
What's the problem? Your girlfriend rocks your world - and that's a good thing. Just take some Dramanine (preferably the non-drowsy formula) the next time you two get busy.
deidre823 7
A water bed??? What, did we go back to 1985??
Haydoe 0
Jealous cause no one wants to f*ck you on a water bed?
ladii_line_em_up 5
Amen #51
thatonedame 6
time to venture out of the bedroom and find some solid surfaces for getting freaky!
Zebidee 9
That's too much to take. I'd grab my Walkman, get into my Delorean and head back to the roller disco.
I_R_Genius 3
HAHA I know right 43, who knows what he'll do in my sleep.