dizzy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Queasy Lover
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
Top comments
ambowew 7
There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.
Jimboom 12
Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)
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Comments (86)
chorzo 0
is she a beached whale then.
EmoGiana 0
I guess if you think of the place as the ocean... Then I guess so.
pepsie_fml 0
haha
EpicPear 0
Well at least now you can consider yourself a true semen.
denvan 0
Don't forget his sports bra during the action you don't want to get knocked out.
denvan 0
WTF it was for the man boobs one stupid iPhone
SchiTzenGiglez 0
haha word man I saw that
sephoraprincess 7
water beds are cool! soo jealous...
T3P33_fml 0
so you released your hot sticky fluid on your GF? sweeeet
forest1wolf 9
I kno! I'm jealous too!
T3P33_fml 0
so you release your hot sticky fluid on your GF? sweeeet!
ludachris09 14
Nice....
1958x 6
That's hilarious.
testthecoal 5
Ahoy, I see booty dead ahead!
DanielleWolf 0
haha
denvan 0
lmao
shaunasykes97 0
You lose.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
OP's boobs: (.) (.) Her boyfriend boobs: ( . ) ( . ) he wins.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Sorry, wrong post.
you_and_me_fml 8
suckss..take the party to your bed next time
agamid 1
urg... i hate waterbeds... now even a bit more...