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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Queasy Lover
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
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ambowew 7
There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.
Jimboom 12
Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)
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Comments (86)
T3P33_fml 0
isn't release hot sticky fluid on/in your GF the point of having sex? what do you mean it's not the same? this is what I've been enjoying all my life! *creepy smile*
cdatribe23 0
no bueno haha but at least you called it making love and not sex :)
ICaughtFire 4
What's wrong with calling it sex?
Muffin_boo 12
Just calling it "sex" takes any and all emotion out of it and makes it less personal. That's whyy!
ICaughtFire 4
55 - How many times are you gonna say that?
RedPillSucks 33
I thought seamen were only in submarines.... :-/
kemar7856 0
what is this 1980 who sleeps on a water bed anymore
allia118 11
I can't believe it's her "new" waterbed. Where would you buy one let alone want one?
ChinaBabylove69 0
that's too funny!
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
OP's boobs: (.) (.) Her boyfriend boobs: ( . ) ( . ) he wins.
sumrem 0
wrong post FAIL
Lynn_20 0
haha awkward right?
freshx_fml 6
are you sure the water bed was new!? I thought they went out with the early '90s.