David H.
🌶️ Spicy
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
gross
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
latino
United States
Natural history
Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
ohmygod
United States
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
scarred
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
joshinbaltimore
United States
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
medstudent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Top comments
Zassuh 7
Have you never watched ****?
perdix 31
You saw boobs volunteering? Usually you have to pay them even to come out and play.
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Comments (149)
RileyFerrari 0
Did you like what you saw?
thaprince1226 0
that eye is scaring me....
WishResign 0
Perverts have seen countless ******* before they were 18 & they didn't even have to ask for permission. So what's your excuse? YDI for not being proactive.
theian01 3
That's not a good start. You have to ease into grandma ****. Start off slow.
Alleged_Cranium 7
I bet it was like a fried egg, hanging from a nail.
haggymypants 3
it's called ****. YDI for not getting some.
TheBoss11 0
lmao
FAILml 7
haggy ur pp looks like u jizzed in ur pants
ambition10 0
You in the illuminati brah???
jewban 3
well you obviously saw **** when you were suckin' on your mothers tatas
jazzy514 7
haha funny. op shoulda went to a xxx site
Molord1 0
first
bwhahaha_fml 10
failure.
mozeltov 7
it's Kool man, you know society is messed up when everything rotates around sex and partying at least your not a ****
boopityboppity 11
OH, YEAH!
TheWicked 4
Spoken like a true loser! Way to go!
boopityboppity 11
Okay, I have to check. Did anyone get my joke? Or does everyone think I'm just crazy?
ImCanadianEh 0
59 - I got it :P
hardboard82 0
there's a joke in your comment? I don't get it..
DocBastard 40
Boop - I got the joke, but I still think you're crazy.
boopityboppity 11
Hence the placement of the word "just," Doc. Not: "... does everyone just think I'm crazy?" But rather: "... does everyone think I'm just crazy?" Muddy wombats!
mozeltov 7
I don't get it?
sophiamichelle 0
I get it. he said Kool Man, as in the Kool Aid Man, and his famous phrase is OH YEAH.
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
Oh shhaaannnaaappp!!! Did someone just say Kool Aid? OP should dye his hair with some after seeing boobs like those. I'm not sure why he should dye his hair after seeing boobs; maybe, if he changes up his look, he'll get to see non-saggy boobs? Did the old lady's boobs hang low? Did they wobble to the floor? Could she throw them over her shoulder?
Wasterni 0
just saying but the "purpose" to life is to procreate
thatgingerkid 0
I wonder what hit the floor first? His jaw or the old ladies saggy bags?
bwhahaha_fml 10
man why do most of my comments never post? knowing my luck this one will be the only one that does :(
Randen_fml 0
Ew, least it only gets better from there.
rainbowfailure 2
OMG when I read this first I was like ... wait you've never looked at your boobs before ?? haha (:
Zassuh 7
Have you never watched ****?
Slayerfan408 6
Dude it's fake who hasn't seen boobs at that age cmon.
flamegrilled123 3
that's true, have you?
siddyslackah 0
he probly ment like real ones,not ones on a computer/tv ect
lolx7 5
well **** is ******* shitty disgusting! it is for low life bitches who have nothing better to do!
MrCatman1125 2
Let me guess, your a female or have a girlfriend and are male. Not everyone can get laid, so there's pornography.
Barn312009 0
wow bro.... wow.....
rottentomatoes 7
i know right :L
satisfactionwink 0
that made me cringe o.x
elme0212 0
well, if he's an 18 year old boy and hasn't seen a womans boobs, then he probably has a nice set on himself..
fmlroxsmysoxsoff 2
wait. didn't u see ur moms or sisters b4 that? and ew. just ew. old ppl boobs r saggy and nasty
macskapingvin 0
You consider it normal practise to have seen your sister's boobs by the age of 18?
FYLminerocks 7
If so FYL
phatdaddy62 23
well in Louisiana or Arkansas, that's how you lose your cherry.
mclovin55 0
I'm from Arkansas! I only know 3 people maried to there sister!!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
whattttt?!?!
macskapingvin 0
By that, do you mean three brothers all married to the same sister?
n1ck00 0
haha win. xD
MuchDance90s 0
some families are less prudish, especially European families my family was very prudish, and I have no problem with that, bur i likewise do not take issue with those who have grown up differently
perdix 31
You saw boobs volunteering? Usually you have to pay them even to come out and play.
rnbz 0
haha man I fricking love to read your comments. This guy needs to kill him self if your 18 and you just saw some **** for the first time your meant to be gay.
dark_path 0
33, judging by the picture, you look 14, so unless you saw them yourself, don't suggest death for the OP, otherwise jump from the window and end your life.
ShadyFTW1 0
If he's overrated, then don't reply to his comments dipshit.
germangermangerm 0
40: WIN and perdix, you compleat my life. That wassnt meant to sound stalkerish or anything.
foreveryoung97_fml 2
and that comes from a ***** with a dick on her back
esines 9
I like how 40 gets moderated, but not the guy telling OP to kill himself..