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Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML


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On 10/26/2010 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Deidle-dee - United States

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Ya. He could be quite sensitive after. AND he sounds VERY inexperienced...So he could have been embarrased...I think you dodged a bullet...also, a word of advice. Do not give it up so easy, especially if you like the guy, Nothing good can come of it.

#7 - On 10/26/2010 at 4:12pm by ScrabbleBabe2010

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I guess he just wasn't feeling it.

#1 - On 10/26/2010 at 3:56pm by mintcar

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