BOOM!

By Timmay - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML
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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.

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Eros_fml 0

your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!

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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.

33 1
joshdenty 7

Not to mention all that fish poop.

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sheldon2121 0

hahahahahaha yowza

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yabrett 0

hope you didnt have your phone in your pocket..

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xanando 0

Ydi But yeah watch out w sailboats especially when they turn they hurt I do know what im talking about. I have been licensed to sail But yeah on small boats a turn = DUCK!

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Eros_fml 0

your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!

33 2
RhymePrime 7

Too much Rum? Arrr, Matey. Or seasickness.

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redbluegreen 40

A pirates life for me, eh? Glad to hear you're alive though.

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popatia 0

That's gross. Nothing like swimming in puke.

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Zenma 0

boon... noob... *tries to think of a way that I could put them into a joke* Eum... Ah, screw it.

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