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Timmay This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

BOOM!

Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML

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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.

Eros_fml 0

your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!

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Comments (101)

#37, that's all I could think when I was reading this! Haha straight floating on a boat! I hope you had your swim trunks and your flippy floppies!

LuLu25_fml 0

fake

larrycarrot 0

Ok I think this is right but isn't a boon part of the ship...people read it slowy it says THE BOON Well at least ur alive and well I hope

FMLcommenterGIRL 0

OP put down the wrong thing I guess. it's called a boom.

GinnyWeasley01 0

Haha I mean I feel bad but the way I pictured it was really funny!! Sorry about that! So wait...did you have to swim home??

haha that sucks

Oh god :S That really does suck. Hope you're okay.

It's called a BOOM for a reason.

fallyxkaboom 0

it's a boom idiot. not a boon.

mayhembaby 0

#51- calm the **** down. it's not that difficult of a mistake to make, the op never said anything about knowing how to sail, the parts of a sailboat, etc. but this is not bad at all, i take a sailing class at school and things happen a LOT worse than falling in (even with the vomiting part of the story).

way to win at life..