By gingerlover01 - 30/01/2016 15:57 - United States

Today, when I went to see my therapist, she handed me a tube of tooth paste and said, "Please use it". FML
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gingerlover01 24

I love how politely that was put but I do brush my teeth I just drink to much coffee and tea apparently

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snarkytruth 37

At least she gave you good advice you could use.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

If she's going to assume that you don't brush your teeth; then go out of her way to get you some toothpaste, she could have at least bought a toothbrush to hand you along with it. She half-assed her bitch move. Just saying.

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cnbcad 15

Halarious. I've always wanted a humorous way of telling someone their breath needed attention

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snarkytruth 37

At least she gave you good advice you could use.

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najraa 19

I don't think that's the advice that he wanted though. But if he was seeing a therapist because he had trouble making friends or something, now he knows why.

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tintarroja 31

Better her saying it than anyone OP dates.

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snowkittyyy 18

Not sure whether to laugh or feel bad for you, OP. You do brush your teeth regularly though....right?

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gingerlover01 24

actually I do I just drink a lot of coffee

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ThrottleJockey 35

As an avid coffee drinker I suggest chewing Orbit gum. It is sugar free, keeps your breath fresh, and one piece can last me 18 hours. I'm 29, have never had a cavity, my teeth are white, and my breath is fresh. It also helps to keep you from snacking.

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snowkittyyy 18

And with that response OP, I feel bad for you. Because it's not a personal hygiene problem anymore. Maybe make it a habit to rinse your mouth after drinking coffee though, so the stain doesn't set in. I'm assuming that's the problem and not actually bad breath. :)

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sturschaedel 27

#38 That's why at coffee places you usually get a small glass of water served with every cup of coffee. You are supposed to drink it after the coffee to help with coffee breath and staining.

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pandainspandex 19

#41 What the heck kind of coffee places do you go to? My local Starbucks sure doesn't do this.

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sturschaedel 27

#43, mine does. As do all coffee houses in my area I've ever been too. But then, I live in Austria, near the Italian border, and as such coffee places here are influenced by viennese and italian coffee culture.

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gracehi 31

Well that's what you're paying her for: good advice. It may hurt, but take it. If it's truly needed and not just a cruel jibe, your life will improve.

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Ramb0 20

accepting bad breath is the first step

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Liyuesigs 8

To whom your comment was directed? OP or the therapist?

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SK8WITME 19

Uhm, we don't know if she actually just holds a grudge against you or you really didn't brush your teeth. If its the latter, you deserved it.

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noisyboy4000 23

On the bright side, at least she helped you out with one of your problems

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chuka81 27

If really she said it that way, you need a new therapist. People go to therapy to help them feel good, not to get put down.

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cchamberlin1 13

I don't really understand why you were down voted so much. I've regularly gone to therapy and if my therapist ever handed me toothpaste with a rude remark, I would talk to someone else.

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pharaohasphuck 10

It's the truth though. I understand that she could have said it in a less savage way but if you don't like the truth, you can live with a disgusting smelling breath that will seem less attractive towards others.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

If she's going to assume that you don't brush your teeth; then go out of her way to get you some toothpaste, she could have at least bought a toothbrush to hand you along with it. She half-assed her bitch move. Just saying.

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