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Today, I had this really high fever and my sister decides I'm hot enough to fry an egg on. So I'm lying in bed now, still terribly feverish but smelling of the egg she cracked on my back. FML


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On 07/07/2014 at 9:41pm - health - by egged - Singapore

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I'll take an order of scrambled please!

Is it possible to get bacon with that?

#2 - On 07/08/2014 at 4:30am by Godsofdracos

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Try make it to the bathroom & take a nice cold refreshing shower. It'll cool you down from the fever plus rid the egg smell :) hope you feel better soon OP!

#3 - On 07/08/2014 at 4:30am by ItsMissLia

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