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Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML


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On 03/09/2014 at 8:36pm - health - by alipallie - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

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I am sure anyone would be out of breath after running across London.

#2 - On 03/10/2014 at 1:40am by Ian7890

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Don't worry about it mate, she's just looking out for you! And at least you made it to the train!

#4 - On 03/10/2014 at 1:42am by _kawaii_

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