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Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML


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On 10/05/2012 at 4:14am - health - by Darla (woman) - United States (California)

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I would probably go see a doctor.

#1 - On 10/05/2012 at 9:54am by jgriff79

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Even if you don't go commando you're still pissing in your underwear...

#6 - On 10/05/2012 at 9:59am by LiterOfCola

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