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Today, everyone at work asked about the awful, twisted wound on my hand. I was too embarrassed to admit to having torn my skin apart with a pair of tweezers while trying to remove a splinter. FML

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On 09/03/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by frustrated (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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I'm assuming this splinter was the size of a twig?

Maybe you should leave this kind of stuff to the professionals, genius.

#1 - On 09/03/2012 at 8:57pm by DocBastard

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Tell them you wrestled a shark

#4 - On 09/03/2012 at 8:58pm by eeppiicc

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