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Today, I told my mom about the severe phobia I've developed towards driving. She was very supportive and even made me an appointment to see a psychologist. His office is two hours away. I have to drive to see my doctor about my fear of driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18121) - you deserved it (2556)

On 07/18/2012 at 9:29pm - health - by anonymous - United States

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I bet that drives you crazy!

#2 - On 07/19/2012 at 3:18am by thatgirlinoregon

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She's a financial wizard! For the price of one hour with the shrink, she's getting you four hours of desensitization training for free!

Next, tell her of your profound phobia of having sex with several beautiful women at once.

#11 - On 07/19/2012 at 3:29am by perdix

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