Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, an ex professed her love for me. Over the last couple of months I've been talking to another ex, who I'd give damn near anything to be with again. Both cheated on me, and, thinking about it now, my only thought is, "WTF is wrong with me?!" FML
Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
iLOLatURpain69 7
Look at it positively.
Kog_Hiro 17
Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.
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Comments (99)
iLOLatURpain69 7
Look at it positively.
ycrem0n 21
This is the time when the word "positive" means you're doomed
VictoriaSchultz 8
Exactly. He should have atleast told you he had it before giving you that 'good good'. Now you got the bad bad!
gunmania0 12
I'm not just sure. I'm HIV positive.
wannaplay 1
I only trust my mom.
iiTsAJ 5
I have AIDS, yes I do, I have AIDS, and now so do you!
MidnaLink 35
Really???
ThisIsMyReign 4
32 - If your going to quote South Park do it correctly. It's "I'm not just POSITIVE, I'm HIV positive".
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Tested for love sickness OP or as I like to call it chlamydia.
guci101 14
Ha
Katy326 10
*breaks into song* you have AIDS yes you have AIDS. Not HIV but full blooooown AIDS!!!!!
Rommel1942 9
Ouch... Honesty is great... But he kinda... Well I'll just say what everyone's thinking. He ****** up. STD's... Kinda tells you something about him doesn't it?
PussyPredator 6
Not at all. He could've gotten it the same way that OP may get it. But he is a dick for not saying it in the first place.
l23VIVE 17
Rommel FTW!!! He was so good, Patton studied him
StanSmith_fml 9
56, what the **** are you saying
Rommel1942 9
He saying the truth :D! Thanks 56 ^_^ Rommel is 110% Ftw
doctorhook86 25
81: They're creamin' over WWII generals...
Kog_Hiro 17
Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.
emeraldisle 30
I hope that answers your question about getting back together with him.
vcapelo 19
Think positive and get on with your life!
I_lost_the_game 25
Or in this case, think negative
Kog_Hiro 17
40) Dum Dum Tsss. (Or however you would type the double snare hit then cymbal.)
Calyx_fml 22
68, you ruined it with the explanation.
lylalsbaybee 0
*ba dum tss*
Eddie465 0
Sorry to hear that :(
hotPinklipstick 24
That is beyond ****** up. You should kick his ass. Then make sure that every girl in the world that he would ever come in contact with knows that he has an STD.
vcapelo 19
Revenge is a bad thing!
SkoomaKi 28
Revenge is never bad >:) I think a few people would want revenge on Hitler...
vcapelo 19
Maybe they do but revenge is not the way forward!
partout_fml 6
Except that she probably will never seek revenge, it would be a valuable information for others, considering that he treats telling to have an STD as an exceptional act of gentleman-hood that must be rewarded.
murdersquirrel 15
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be the ex that goes out of her way to bad mouth him (face it, saying 'just so you know, he has warts' never sounds like praise) to anyone he ever comes in contact with. Let it be his problem, if you got an std deal with that on your own and move on.
murdersquirrel 15
*I 100% expect to be thumbed down for suggesting she handle it like an adult.
StanSmith_fml 9
Carve "STD" into his forehead. (Inglorious Basterds reference.)
doctorhook86 25
79: I will never thumb down adult behaviour. ...I see what I wrote, and ya know what? I stand by it.
ladyLALAA 29
OP, I'm sorry to hear that, anybody who says you deserve it are jerk offs. Hope your results come back negative!
Wicked361 8
Good for you to think positive...
HandsomeRatch 20
Well, at least he told you now so you know you have to get tested. If he did pass on any crap to you (you can't be sure about that, maybe you got lucky), then hopefully it'll still be in an early stage and still easily treatable. Stay positive, OP.
twifan1901 0
I think she would prefer to be negative
murdersquirrel 15
Obviously. He said 'maybe you got lucky.'
theBIGmack92 6
How could anyone vote YDI on this one? I'm sorry OP, and I hope that your test results come back negative.