Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
by stdpositivenow / 10/18/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Florida) / Health
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.
#2 - On 10/18/2011 at 1:51pm by thebeanishere
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Ironically both of those things are timeless
#3 - On 10/18/2011 at 1:51pm by Tsunami87
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