Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

by maniac11 / 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (Texas) / Health

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  • I find it weird that they'd observe how long you took in the bathroom...

    #2 - On 10/11/2011 at 2:55am by remfml

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  • I once pissed for 4 minutes

    #5 - On 10/11/2011 at 2:57am by abudali911

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