By ChelseaRae - 06/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML
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Livinia 11

Well, if you ever get desperately hungry ...

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Just because it's for dogs doesn't mean it's inevitable.... Look at Shaggy and Scooby Snacks!

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imustbeinsane 2

celiac sprue I'm guessing? yea that sucks I still don't see why you would get THAT excited though lol

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WeezyBites 6

I wish I too will get so excited over something one day that I fall out of my chair...

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torio123 27

well you would be excited too if you know how it feels...

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loveexgirl 15

I know what it's like to feel excited like that cuz I can't eat wheat or soy ! but haaha that sucks..

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Wheredidgrungego 12

I used to be allergic to chocolate o.O Now THAT was torture.

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whiterabbit420 4

12- I'm allergic to chocolate! never heard of anybody else!! how did you kick it? though it's really not a bad allergy. chocolate is easy to avoid, even if it is so delicious. it's not in everything like corn, wheat, and soy.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

37 - I was allergic to chocolate up until I was about 8, then it went away. The doctor said I either outgrew it or just ate so much of it that my body built up a tolerance. I absolutely love chocolate so it was terrible for me :P Go see an allergist if you're really concerned about getting over it. I wish you luck kicking your allergy 37!

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InstantRanbowMix 0

Well dog food can't be that bad seeing how it's made of some of the stuff people eat.

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Livinia 11

Well, if you ever get desperately hungry ...

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iChel413 6

Awe. You should search it if you want to eat something new so badly.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Just because it's for dogs doesn't mean it's inevitable.... Look at Shaggy and Scooby Snacks!

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iChel413 6

I did know a girl who loved to eat her pups treats in high school.

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Winning_Duh 0

great example except that dog food probably doesn't come in a box that looks like a little kids coloring book...

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taazer 12

how do you know that? have you checked?

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Carebear423 0

just like that one FML about the lady eating bacon dog treats. they didn't hurt her and she liked them. so I think it's worth a try!

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loveexgirl 15

Almost everything has wheat in it. Ever read the ingredients?

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lydiakj 1

Not really. Wheat, corn and soy are in a LOT of foods, it would be awful to have all three of those allergies. Also, I hope someday you, #1, can be excited about proper grammar.

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KARMAREBEL 0

Oooo do u have a dog at home....:fun speaking scientifically speaking:dog food can be eaten by human though it is labeled "Dog Food"

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TheCountess 4

Karmarebel, you have such a cool username. It's a shame that it will constantly be overlooked due to your failure to compose articulate posts. = The effort to properly communicate a simple point like the one in your post is minimal, I assure you.

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CANNIBALx 0

I found Karma's post amusing and funny, even with the bad grammar. If you couldn't understand or comprehend what her comment said, then that's pretty sad on your part...

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a_nutritionist 10

26, please refrain from calling the kettle black.

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iChel413 6

Not really. Think of the options she actually has to eat.

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iChel413 6

Then think of everything she can't eat. I mean she is extremely limited.

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