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Today, I was rushed to the emergency room. Apparently, there is only one serious side effect of getting your tonsils out when you're an adult, which is only seen in about 1% of patients: bleeding of the throat. It can be deadly. I'm part of that 1%. FML


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On 07/02/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by blahdyblahblah33 (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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I'm part of that 99%

#3 - On 07/03/2011 at 3:13am by block1

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I faced the same issue..... In the hospital for two and a half weeks! Good luck hope ya get to feelin better soon.....

#2 - On 07/03/2011 at 3:12am by Ashleywright32

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