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Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML


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On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

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I would like to give your mum an award of excellence on behalf of all the staff of "Complete Idiot University" also known as CIU.

#10 - On 06/25/2011 at 1:53pm by iAmScrubs

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Yeah and open heart surgeries are all in people's heads too.

#15 - On 06/25/2011 at 1:57pm by Wheredidgrungego

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