Health, Embarrassing and Accident: You walked into that situation, mate - FML

You walked into that situation, mate

By sylverster - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

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mrbattleman 10

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:08

well that was stupid, things don't disappear after a wave of your magic finger

Gravitex 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:08

Lmao omg thats funny as crap

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mfjkr 10

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:39

don't be that transparent

nothingtodisplay 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:48

I've dine that tons of times.. I've just learned to laugh at myself when I do it...

nothingtodisplay 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 18:55

done**

klutzyduck1 24

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:53

I like your pic. I wish there were really roses that looked like that, I'd actually like getting them as a present. Rainbows rock:). As for the OP, there are tons of people with varied intelligence levels. It can be frustrating. However, I try to be tolerant because there are things I'm not gifted at and would hate to be slammed for them. I'm not judging anyone who isn't tolerant, it's a personal preference.

mintcar 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:54

You're stupid. I would've laughed as well.

Avenged7Gabe 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 18:30

well that would make you a cold hearted bitch, which you are

mintcar 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 20:45

Something I will never deny.

persianjr1 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 23:12

60 is the type of person that makes our world corrupt and shity.

mintcar 9

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:51

Yup, that's me.

epyk_prince 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 15:15

Why do u hate the things u hate

TinyDude 10

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:56

lols try doing it a third time. zing!

badgirl90987 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:57

that happened to me when I was 6.. but I was at a full run..

Lizz7 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:57

I do this all the time. Wonderful, isn't it? XD >

NYBellz 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:10

your awesome!!!! note to ur self... door is there

lucyloo222_ 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:11

it happens to me all the time in my whole grade EVERYONE and i mean EVERYONE knows that i am the clumsy, walking into doors and walls person so dont be ashamed it happens to us all :P i walked into a door frame this morning lol

AlecIsTheMan 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:26

fucktard

Avenged7Gabe 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 18:35

no, you are the fucktard asshole, besides I bet you've done worse crap than that

persianjr1 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 23:15

wow. you are just dumb for saying that.

sammeeleigh8 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:25

ha :) ^^^

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