Health, Embarrassing and Accident: You walked into that situation, mate

You walked into that situation, mate

By sylverster - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

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mrbattleman 10

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:08

well that was stupid, things don't disappear after a wave of your magic finger

Gravitex 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:08

Lmao omg thats funny as crap

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sallyseashell 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 21:07

That...That's actually quite difficult. I think something happened in OP's head during the first blow.

EGORAPTOR 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 21:15

o maybe if I flip him off the glass will be gone

ArianaGlove 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 21:36

u alright Justin Bieber???

notsoluckypup 12

Tuesday 15 March 2011 21:43

That just goes to show: two wrongs don't make a right...

unluckycookie 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 21:44

hahahahaaa!

MC18 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 22:30

Karma...

brunettegurly 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 22:45

Deja vu

neonNarwhal 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 23:41

Karma at its best.

arcticdoctorwho 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 23:59

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. The door fooled you twice.

emmaness 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:05

isnt karma a bitch?

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