Health, Embarrassing and Accident: You walked into that situation, mate

You walked into that situation, mate

By sylverster - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

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You deserved it 57 515

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mrbattleman 10

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:08

well that was stupid, things don't disappear after a wave of your magic finger

Gravitex 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:08

Lmao omg thats funny as crap

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chickletno1 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:31

ahahahahaha

itsmrimastealyog 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 19:03

Well this is what happens when your family has sexual relations with each other.

ChelsiLeah 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 20:37

Ha haaa! This sounds so much like my sister!

LilDerpSauce 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:27

Is the door okay?

wasabiinurvagina 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 7:13

Karma much?

skulluks 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 14:27

Haha, I want a friend like you :)

lylasgurgur 12

Friday 18 March 2011 1:05

hahaha!! way to be a blonde!! ;)

katies94 0

Friday 18 March 2011 2:56

bahahahaha! good job dumbass

dansco 24

Friday 18 March 2011 8:31

So you stupidly walked into a door then turn around and walked into it again? How?

theking22 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:54

karma bites ya in tha ass doesn't it lol

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