Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I checked my Ring cameras while at work. Ridiculously, my overweight pug-dog managed to climb up onto the ironing board and seemingly couldn’t get down. I valiantly rushed home to rescue, only for him to immediately jump down unassisted. FML
Today, my dog somehow figured out how to open the sliding glass door while I was taking a nap. I woke up to a text from my neighbor, saying, “Your damn dog is running around at the park annoying a bunch of strangers for food. You might want to come and grab her.” FML
Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, thats doggone crazy!
kaka123abc 0
he's spider dog!!! SPIDER DOG SPIDER DOG DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER DOG DOES
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Comments (104)
djlolo1129 0
that's crazy dude
thenewguy21 0
2. that would be awesome to have o.O
doozschbahg 0
I would have called the fire department.
CallMeHush 1
Are you sure that isn't a cat? The guy at the pet store could have lied. jk
EvilPotato 15
did you two play hide and go seek up there, or maybe a game of tag?
IscoreOnU 19
Corner him. He's obviously smart enough to know not to jump off the edge.
Magnimus 4
If my dog were that much of an asshole, he could stay up on the roof. The neighborhood cats would force him down, and he'd never get up there again.
ArdathMercene 0
Your life doesn't suck, you weirdo. You have a cool dog and you can get on the roof of your house. My dog is a freaking mountain goat and I can hardly walk, yet my life doesn't suck... At least, not to me... Or maybe you detest cool dogs and the ability to be physically active?
sarahbear430 0
ydi. you should train your dog to do what you say so that you don't have to chase it anymore.
Chipper234 1
I had the exact thing happen to me. For those wondering: The dog jumped on the garden hose reel, then to the top of the fence, and then onto the roof.