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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
You're nicked
Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML
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yuggi1 11
Its the fact that you are too lazy to work that's worse. Face it.
Jimboom 12
I would say what is worse is the fact you thought you could just take something that was not yours and get away with it! If you were really thirsty go drink some water out of a tap! At least you can't get done for that.
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Comments (137)
dlas 5
you belong in jail
demetrius19 7
who gets caught stealing?
Mister_Grinch 0
They should cut off your hands like the old days.
Nano3 0
arrested for a buck? lol
llamagangster 0
Don't shoplift. You're a douche-****.
xoxchelaxox08 17
A couple years ago, when I was homeless, I was caught stealing a bottle of shampoo from the dollar store. The cop didn't arrest me, but he DID give me the info for places that could help me. If you're going to steal, steal NECESSITIES at least. That way you don't look quite as bad as if you stole something just because you wanted it.
kubleeka 0
YDI for committing a felony for a dollar
oathy 0
how do you know OP is too lazy to work? what is OP does have a job and just didn't have any money? or what OP is too young to work?
superbones 0
and you and your bf in ur gay ass photo are toungue punching each others fart boxes....fags.
hosson 0
damn, I can't click ydi anymore. but still ydi 4 being a dumbass and trying to steal. I hate people like u.
jess6blondie9 3
I agree. Instead of them stealing, they should stop being such losers, and get a job. I understand that the economy isn't that good right now, but they could babysit, mow lawns, etc.
MsSoulReaper 27
I say both. Who steals milk? Ask your neighbor! YDI.