kb10
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
You're nicked
Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML
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yuggi1 11
Its the fact that you are too lazy to work that's worse. Face it.
Jimboom 12
I would say what is worse is the fact you thought you could just take something that was not yours and get away with it! If you were really thirsty go drink some water out of a tap! At least you can't get done for that.
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Comments (137)
dawilcox 0
I feel for ya guy. chocolate milk makes me act a bit nutty too. FYL
nrelavender 10
yet you have enough money to pay for a phone, computer, or where ever you posted this from?
vettle 6
shoplifting? you deserve it. don't even need to read the rest and don't care.
qr_fml 21
it's just milk people! but that's sad, can't afford a dollar milk? smh...
vettle 6
op could be very young. stop assuming that they are old enough to have a job. i have no tolerance for thieves.
SixDeuce 0
I think whats worse is that you obviously thought about it and decided to steal... f'king low life..
lmBrown 0
y the **** would u steal milk dumbass
superbones 0
The fact that you shoplifted anyway is the problem. This Isn't an FML....this is just F-n retarded. Get a job punk
johnnie254 7
dee dee dee! common sense!
superbones 0
99 you like a girl that I banged one time.