kb10 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

You're nicked

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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yuggi1 11

14 March 2011, 15:50

Its the fact that you are too lazy to work that's worse. Face it.

Jimboom 12

14 March 2011, 16:03

I would say what is worse is the fact you thought you could just take something that was not yours and get away with it! If you were really thirsty go drink some water out of a tap! At least you can't get done for that.

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MissBunny25 0

15 March 2011, 00:40

Jenna lol

my2centsworth 15

15 March 2011, 01:20

There is no shame in being broke. There is, however, shame in being a thief. Do you now know which is worse?

sandmancometh 3

15 March 2011, 08:16

being a broke thief would really suck

AzWolf 5

15 March 2011, 01:51

I'm glad you got caught.

TempestRain 0

15 March 2011, 01:51

There are library computers you idiot. In my town many people spend hours on them filling out online applications and hunting for work ads. Maybe OP got on FML as a break from all those applications hoping someone else's life would suck worse than theirs.

MaddaCheeb 0

15 March 2011, 01:52

you're retarded, you know that?

AnneFTW 17

15 March 2011, 02:20

I don't know which is worse.. the fact that you posted an FML saying that you stole something and actually expected to get sympathy, or that people are actually giving you sympathy and making up ludicrous reasons to justify what you did. Thieves are pathetic.