Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
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Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
He exerted himself SO much trying to support you that he fell straight asleep in a bout of pure, devoted exhaustion.
vucui 21
Can you stop by my place? I've been needing some help getting to sleep lately.
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Comments (67)
itsallmyfault 4
he's tired from loving you so much?
icepick23 12
Next time, suck in helium from a ballon & say it in a funny-sounding voice. He will stay awake!
ingram450 3
why should he give a shit
Ksweety_fml 27
Awh cheer up, he was just tired.
texanrose94 3
4 yr old relationship or 4yr old child?
an3ph 20
Do yourself a favor and find someone who will care about you. He's not worth your time.
hmholmack 10
I would fall asleep, too, just to get out of the conversation!
BFlowing 21
I'm with you on this one, OP. I have the same problems....when I talk to my boyfriend about it he's really supportive at first but he can't manage to focus on helping me for more than a few days xD he's a sweetheart but he's got such a high self-esteem that he can't quite get how someone can be sad about these things for more than a few minutes :P He probably didn't do it on purpose, some boys are scatter brained like that ;)
safaeita 32
sorry op :s
GetDuped 11
I thought you said 4-year old boyfriend LOL