Anon
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Y'all need him!
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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MwahFMLS 6
The power of Christ compels you!
123josie123 11
"He's watching every sinful act you commit with my daughter! "
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Comments (111)
Chad_the_Brony 0
At least it wasn't her...... Penis? I don't know.
MushroomFailcake 0
I couldn't help but read your profile. What an Ignorant asshole, you are.
inkflesh_fml 1
why does your bf have your mom's number hmmm?
BradleysMommie 0
That's pretty weird. Why does your mom have a lot if Jesus pics in the first place? :D
Nbrandwine 7
Because the mom is a religious freak. Lol Tryin to get him to convert. xD
rattusrattus 19
It's like some extremely bizarre form of anti-sexting...
CharliesCool2084 8
When she's not looking delete his number from her phone and put a password on you phone so she can't get it.
saint556 4
What's wrong with Jesus?
revanche 2
He's a sniper ....******* camper
james3458 3
that's a pretty badass profile pic you got there devil dog
Norbury 6
Nowt wrong with him - how could there be? He doesn't exist.
jerryk 2
Maybe the boyfriend is atheist?
Hakando 5
How does she now how to do that
WhoaItsKiernan 4
I think you mean know..? & who doesn't know how to send a picture message now a days??
slappinGoodtimes 0
Is it Jesus the Christ or Jesus the gardener?
JohnnyPhoenix31 7
You don't **** with the Jesus
megapeyt 17
Is it the puerto rican Jésus or the biblical Jesus? These are some pretty critical details. If its the biblical that makes sense. If its Jésus your mom has got some issues going on.