Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last two miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, thinking I was pretty healthy, I signed up for a 5K run. I didn’t train at all, thinking, “How hard can it be?” Halfway through, I realized I was in way over my head. I ended up walking the rest of the race, and a 70-year-old man lapped me twice. To make it worse, my friends made a banner that said, “Congratulations on Not Dying!” FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
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Meaniebobeanie 26
That's absolutely horrible I'm so sorry :( tbh I don't think I could've finished it if that had happened to me. You must be very strong willed. Congrats and sorry again.
pufffreak 13
Damn that really sucks :(
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False_Stupidity 41
Don't know which way to vote for this one. One one hand you don't deserve it because no one deserves to be taunted by arse nuggets on bicycles. On the other hand, your life doesn't suck because in spite of the taunting you made it! You achieved a personal goal which I doubt those kids could do. It only sucks that you had to put up with that crap.
Pilos_in_manu_fml 7
You're a stronger person than I am for not having turned around and knoked the little bastards off their bikes.
SJean88 7
That is uncalled for.I'm so proud of you for completing your goal and giving to charity. You are wonderful for what you did. I hope you run again for yourself.
Neoking 4
Don't give a dog's shit about what they say; you are the one doing good while their childish asses spread negativity. You can lose the weight.
Desticles69 13
the only thing the kids were missing was the tubas haha
SmokinGuns 13
Just stop. You aren't funny. If anything you're just as bad as those little kids.
tinaking100704 9
screw them! you did it, go girl!
renyftw 3
Hmm, and probably atleat one of those little shitheads were fat. Nothing wrong with that. But tjimg is they probably couldn't even run 50 m without crying their asses off. this is the shit that gets me mad. You can loose weight, they can't get rid of their ignorance. Good job on doing that marathon.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Kids can be really cruel. Try not to take it to heart.
akballerchicity 11
Karma is gonna be a bitch to them.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
I'd like to see those little brats try to run that far -- something tells me they probably couldn't even cover that distance on their bikes.