Tell them that their face is too stupid, and that no sane person would keep it.

Some people are just too caught up on their own opinions and fail to realize that sometimes things are legitimate, even if they seem strange or unconventional.

My mom once had a co-worker with the last name "Nussbeutel", which could be translated literally as "nutsack". :D

You are not alone my friend. I personally have met Richard Douglas Stiff, the gynecologist who deliverd my son and Dick Badcock of Badcock's Furniture. Some parents should die; movie and rock star parents are the worst offenders for jaw dropping names.

I know a guy called Wayne King, hope it's not as bad as that OP!

Ben Dover?

Pyd is indeed a weird surname, but Stew is a perfectly acceptable first name in my book.

Don't feel so bad. A family friend was dating a guy named Nimrod and a guy I know knew someone named Jerk Harder *giggles*. So don't feel upset!

There will be people in the world who are dicks and don't understand that this isn't their own little utopia where they can just decide what is correct and incorrect.

I used to work at a call center and some of the different names seemed funny to us. One poor girl had to book a reservation for a Mr. Moo. It was quite hard for her to do it seriously as every time she spoke to him everyone would giggle.