nohablaespanol
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sanger, United States
What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!
Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resumé, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22
YDI. Why would you risk that?
happylappy 21
Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.
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WishfullThinker 18
Lo mereces, idiota.
RedPillSucks 33
Well. Perhaps OP thought that "Dora the explorer" sheets was all that was needed for conversational spanish. Me. I'm fluent in Chinese because of my "Ni Hao Kai-lin" tee shirt.
jxcala 10
Never lie to an interviewer! Or on your résumé. YDI for being stupid
slickz20 5
The stupidity and arrogance he/she'll never get caught IS TOO DAMN HIGHHHHH
mattuti 8
It's ok to exaggerate on your resume, everyone does it.. Just make it something impressive that they CAN'T check ;)
iwadasn 33
Claiming to speak a language when you don't isn't an exaggeration; it's a blatant lie.
Vegetarian27 24
You're a moron.
Kelishas 9
YDI. Either take lessons or don't put it down, because chances are you will run into someone that speaks the language and get called on your BS.
happylawyer 16
Muy mal hecho. Nunca debes mentir en el resumé con algo así. De hecho, nunca debes mentir. Espero que hayas aprendido tu lección. You did a bad thing. You should never lie in a resume about something like that. In fact, you should never lie. Hope you learned your lesson.
zinby_123 7
Idiot. Don't lie on your resume.
shangstar 7
OP, Do you know in most business they can fire you for lying on an application or resume?