What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!
By nohablaespanol - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanger
By nohablaespanol - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanger
You deserved it completely. **** you, OP. You should never lie to a potential employer. You are a *******.
I don't care how many people say they do it - never write _anything_ on a CV that you can't back up! Your employer will expect to trust you and if your first impression is a lie then there is no way you are going any further.
Lying on a resume is not good at all, my friend
YDI for lying on your résumé.
You're an actual idiot. Everyone embellishes slightly on their CV - for example I say 'fluent' Spanish when I can hold long conversations with natives without problems, but I wouldn't know random words like 'plug' or 'railing' off the top of my head. Making up a language skill entirely? And not even an obscure language at that? YDI, completely.
You're a wanker
You get the dumbass of the century award for that.
Do you really expect us to feel sorry for you?
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YDI. Why would you risk that?
Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.