nohablaespanol
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sanger, United States
What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!
Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resumé, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22
YDI. Why would you risk that?
happylappy 21
Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.
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Shadow9876 19
Should have just kept saying "no entiendo" or "Yo no comprendo"
MiniNub 16
it's Texas
CantTouchThat 29
100% YDI. You dumbass. Only lie on your resume on things that aren't so easily figured out and people you actually work with couldn't know.
lucasjames22 8
I really don't understand why you would lie on your resume. that shit always comes back to get you. ydi