nohablaespanol
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sanger, United States
What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!
Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resumé, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22
YDI. Why would you risk that?
happylappy 21
Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.
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WelcomeToAndale 13
...And this is why you don't lie on your résumé.
hordriss 14
YDI for lying. Let that be a lesson to you.
tjshatescra 8
Why would you lie about something like that on your résumé!? YDI
upallnight11 19
Rule #1: Don't EVER lie on your résumé. Rule #2: If you do lie, do it properly. Enough said.
upallnight11 19
By the way, how did it work out for you?
countryrose92 23
Busted. If its your dream job, don't lie. Now you need to go get Rosetta Stone and apply yourself an learn some Spanish and then apply again and hope for an interveiw
Inciter 33
Why did you lie? Of course they were going to expect you to demonstrate that you actually can speak Spanish.
DanielleinDC 34
You are an idiot for lying on your resume like that.
Too_tired 4
I found Peggy Hill!
RedPillSucks 33
Thank you #39. I've never lied on an interview either. Its sad what passes for morality, these days...
JanisEvans 10
How do you not deserve this?