nohablaespanol
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sanger, United States
What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!
Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resumé, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22
YDI. Why would you risk that?
happylappy 21
Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.
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0neiros 14
Hey if you want a job that involves lying and being generally dishonest, there's always Law School, or Public Office. Of course when applying for Law School, don't tell them you speak Conversational Latin.
HeartOfLead 24
You speaky thee 'Murican?
happyconverse 10
Wow I'm sorry that you think you have to lie about your skills
anders09ma 7
Ever hear of "don't lie on your résumé"?
summerguy97 16
Dumbass.
chuckcloninger 12
Well, you've learned Rule Number One the hard way. Don't lie on your résumé.
hahafmls 8
Thank you for this comment. Seriously.
Brad31_fml 21
That's what you get, moron.
vibernum 17
Totally deserved it. Anyone who lies and takes away an opportunity for someone who actually is qualified for the job deserves to be called out.
Taylor_JV 3
It's 'no hablo español'.