nohablaespanol
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sanger, United States
What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!
Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resumé, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22
YDI. Why would you risk that?
happylappy 21
Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.
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militarybrat 21
What is that saying? Something about liars getting their dues? Something along those lines. YDI for lying. I kind of hope you DIDNT get the job
karlcolt45 19
is this MASA? ...si, fly...
LaLince 40
te lo mereces, idiota (you deserve it, idiot)
kenoswild 14
Never never never lie about anything on your résumé, ever.
Bakarra 22
Seriamente numero dos, por que mentir acerca de tener un talento valioso y robar trabajo de alguien que en realidad tiene esa talento? Que bastardo!
Kalipczo 21
"...I'll just show myself out."
maz95 17
I agree with #2. People still lie, that doesn't stop them. I guess if you're going to lie, at least be a little smart by keeping it discrete and unlikely to be questioned.
militarybrat 21
#35 I can honestly say I have never lied on a resume or to an interviewer. Why? Because not only am I a bad liar, I also want to get the job based on what I really know and what I really have accomplished, not to fumble around because I got a job higher than my training.
Bakarra 22
Well shit if "everyone" is doing it then I might as well do it too. I'm glad the compromised morality of the masses can so easily compromise my integrity as well, as long as the lack of said morality is a perceived majority then it's all just fine and dandy I suppose.
ohhhsnapple 14
How would you think you didn't deserve this?
Chanti_fml 26
I don't think that the OP thinks...