Flooded
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Today, I was looking forward to coming home to a freshly-cooked meal. Coming home to a cowering dog, two inches of water on the floor, and being handed a mop is just as good, I guess. FML
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Kylias 6
No, the dog handed her the mop.
Fop 6
You're a ******* idiot. 1. You didn't even God damn read the gender of the poster. 2. Just because the OP was expecting a meal THIS ONE DAY, you presume that she makes her husband make dinner EVERY DAY. This would be just as dumb the other way round. 3. In fact, YOU are the sexist for *quote* "Why couldnt you come come home expecting to have a wife sitting on the couch drinking a beer and watching the game while you cooked her a meal for once?" This is generalizing. You just said every single guy acts like that. Why? Oh, because the OP was expecting a meal this once. THIS ONCE. You're basically saying that if the woman cooks a meal for the man once, she has sworn a freaking oath to cook for him every God damn day. So, to sum it up, three obvious signs of stupidity in your post: Generalizing, sexism, and hypocrisy. Have a horrible life, idiot.
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Comments (101)
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
time to eat out
Reyo 2
haha...bullshit you clean it yourself. I'm goin to popeyes.
cucuto89 0
your a woman, women are supposed to clean and cook, get over it
foreveraloneXC 10
83-I believe you meant "you're" and go ******* find some respect, I wouldn't be surprised if you never get married, ass.
rcarn 20
Not the time for oral
KRUSH_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you should be the one cooking the meal. you are the woman. he should be coming home to a freshly cooked meal. get back in the kitchen
thewalesaver 0
wow sexist much
murphy22 6
well you never know, she could be the primary breadwinner in the house, meaning maybe her man told her he'd cook for once. dont be such an ass.
alexFYL 11
You know what's funny/sad though? I'd love to do that - stay home all day, clean a little bit, cook a little bit, not be stuck in an office 9 hours a day. But guys like that twat up there, probably wouldn't really have any of that, in real life once they realized they'd be losing out on income. I would so rather spend all day home in the kitchen or whatever than on my feet or on my butt all day at work. And then spend my husbands money. **** YEEEEEEEEAH!
michael32123 0
silly women, not being home in the kitchen and cleaning like they're supposed to be.
DIEHARDRUSHFAN 0
wanna hear a joke? woman rights... wanna hear another joke? y don't girls need a watch? cuz the clock is above the oven. o and for added offence...when u say tht to a girl, they will get offended and start talking. when they talk tell them to shut up and only speak when spoken to I'm not sexiest or anything...I just find those jokes funny
curleyQ97 9
my dad cooks in the house
JIY537 0
didn't you leave someone to watch your dog and house
Kylias 6
No, the dog handed her the mop.
humorizer 14
kylia's absolutely correct.
babygrrl257 11
Yeah, she got handed a mop. I'm pretty positive it wasn't the dog
cel123456789 0
2 inches?? bull shit
boredomkills89 0
Who moderates these fml's? This is not even close to being funny.
randomaccountnam 0
YDI for having a dog.
Anarchy_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You sexist pig. Why is it that you have to expect the other gender to make you your meal? Why couldnt you come come home expecting to have a wife sitting on the couch drinking a beer and watching the game while you cooked her a meal for once? Its people like you who keep sexism so very alive.
moonmask 0
It's a woman posting this... -_-
Fop 6
You're a ******* idiot. 1. You didn't even God damn read the gender of the poster. 2. Just because the OP was expecting a meal THIS ONE DAY, you presume that she makes her husband make dinner EVERY DAY. This would be just as dumb the other way round. 3. In fact, YOU are the sexist for *quote* "Why couldnt you come come home expecting to have a wife sitting on the couch drinking a beer and watching the game while you cooked her a meal for once?" This is generalizing. You just said every single guy acts like that. Why? Oh, because the OP was expecting a meal this once. THIS ONCE. You're basically saying that if the woman cooks a meal for the man once, she has sworn a freaking oath to cook for him every God damn day. So, to sum it up, three obvious signs of stupidity in your post: Generalizing, sexism, and hypocrisy. Have a horrible life, idiot.
fudrick 0
I'm hoping that #11 was making fun of the stupid bitches that call sexism at everything.
polico_wolf 0
obvious troll is obvious
paprikacha 9
I'm with #7 -- what the **** went down at your house, OP?
Valin 0
@#11 On 01/07/2010 at 1:38pm - misc - by Flooded (woman) - United States (Texas) by Flooded (woman) - United States (Texas) by Flooded (woman) (woman)
sportsnut 0
YDI for marrying an inbred redneck of a husband...get out of the ******* bible belt where shit like this is allowed and come to a northern state where we treat our women with more respect. Gotta love jesus, god, and their horseshit plan for viewing women as second class citizens
jennLove122 0
men(not all men of course) use the bible as an excuse to treat women like shit. look up "man's law" i totally agree with you. it absolutely horrible