Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Crazi_Me 0
Why dididnt you just pound on the door and tell em to knock it the **** off? Unless you wanted to listen and in the meantime got yourself off?
SublimeToInsomni 0
Because deep down... HE LOVED IT
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (115)
nikkirito 0
YDI for not saying anything.
pinklemons 0
kick their legs underneath the door or something.
alyssamarie218 0
i would have opened the dooor and made them fall
eliz3 0
You should've peed on their feet.
abu3mair 0
hahahaha.... thats ******* hilarious... it must've felt awkward
sovereign_fml 0
You did it because of your lack of courage. At least shout out "Police, put your clothes on and lay face down on the floor!"
Octiskeet 0
YDI for being meek and letting a drunken couple get in the way. What you should've done, is politely tell them to move. Then notify nearby authorities and watch them come out in handcuffs. :D
Mwoehaha 0
Where do you live?
paperboat_fml 0
"Who's gonna sex me up?" Shoulda gone with that.
DollyMolly 0
Today, I woke up very hungover after celebrating my 21st birthday with my boyfriend. I then remembered having sex in a public bathroom. As if that wasn't bad enough, I can picture there being feet in one of the stalls when we walked in. FML.