Unsolicited dick texts

By jaderie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 730
You deserved it 4 800

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Yep. FYL but you shouldn't teach older people to text.

Penis. Love, Mum

She must be horny

Send her back: PENIS! Then say you thought she was playing the penis game

^ she is playing it, and OP is losing.

I hope there weren't pictures attached to those texts.

Maybe she's just trying to type pen is, peni s, or pe nis. Err'body dunno how to spacebar words; ESPECIALLY this old generation. Dogs don't learn new tricks.

26, easy there fuzzy little man peach... Do you love me?

Sounds like my friends...

Maybe it's a woman's equivalent of texting with your penis. It's a lot of fun. I've been doing it...ebvrer sincew I goit a touuvhscreeb phome.

^ Very interesting mental picture

33 I feel so dirty moving my thumb up your comment now.

Let's be honest; every guy with a touchscreen has tried it at some point or another.

I laughed so hard when I saw your picture.

2 has an awesome picture.

Brilliant! Your mother is a clever cookie. I'd do the same if I were her.

Guess you know what's on her mind.

16- well said good sir!

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51 penises is one too many

I'm accounting for all the texts she's GOING to send. Because really, why would she stop at 27?

14- Props to you for counting. Thumbs up. (:

Simple math really, 5 rows of penises times 10 rows of penises. Plus one :)

Well now I feel dumb.. I am the idiot that would've counted every single penis.

Don't feel bad. When I checked to see if it was actually 51, I counted. Which is actually quite pathetic given the fact that I'm a math geek. Ah well, live and learn :)

53.. Or even easier is 6 times 8 plus 3 :X

111 - Depends on if you're seeing it via app or the site since the row cut-offs are different.

What did you teach her?

How to text.

Reply: vagina

Accidentally replied to dad instead. FML

Parents have the weirdest sense of humor.

It's "slapstick" comedy. :)

I wish my parents had that kind of sense of humor. At 17, they still assume I dont even know what a penis is yet.

I'm only a 15 year old guy, what's a penis?

i guess the phone doesn't have a camera

Your profile picture and this comment are really matched..