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Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
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Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked six houses down and went to the party for 20 minutes. After coming out after three beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
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Top comments
zebra3_fml 7
Welcome to America 2016. The police don't want to help you, they just want to throw the book at you. Two decades ago, that cop would have walked you the one block to your house and told you to sleep it off.
vicfirthfan 11
that's the FSM's way of telling you that you should have stayed at the bar and gotten plastered
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Comments (111)
carzaki27 12
Be glad that you didn't drive drunk. Getting a ticket is better than putting you and others at risk.
jakewill7 7
Since when has there been a law called "being drunk in public" most people live there life drunk in public
gracehi 31
And, evidently, drunk on the internet. Or drunk in school, perhaps?
kingdomgirl94 29
Public Intoxication is a thing, usually only used when someone is making an ass of themselves to give cops a way to arrest drunks so they can sleep it off in the slammer if need be.
klutzyduck1 24
Yes, this exactly. Makes me wonder what exactly he was doing while intoxicated that got him arrested/ticketed (an arrest can still be a citation not a trip to jail depending on if it's a violation or crime). I've never seen that statute used without there being additional behavior, maybe OP is just not a good drunk.
sunflower_seal 17
Sorry OP, you did the right thing walking though , next time maybe ask for a ride from a sober person. Police are assholes sometimes.
lysx84 24
Did the officer lend any explanation as to how he thought you should've legally gotten home?
UnidentifiedFun 37
He could have called a cab and not gotten in trouble.. But it is only a few blocks and that would mean he has to spend money to not get a ticket.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
No good deed goes unpunished
Magnoxidans 19
This feels like something you could fight in court ESPECIALLY if you weren't doing anything disruptive or aggressive
gracehi 31
OP left out the part when he mooned a group of senior citizens and got run over by a car.
david66_fml 20
You should go to your court date, I'm fairly sure a judge would understand and get rid of your fine
Mathalamus 24
Oh well. I'd just take it, since I did break a law.
CrassKal 27
I'm glad someone seems to acknowledge that he still committed a crime. I know I'll get thumbed down for this, but just because he picked the lesser crime doesn't mean it's suddenly okay. If you don't want to be drunk in public, he should have the self control to limit their consumption, or be prepared to call a taxi or someone to drive him home.
askullnamedbilly 33
Ok, take it from someone who lives in a country where 'public intoxication' is NOT against the law: This is ****** up. Considering that drinking alcohol is legal, the logical consequences of consuming it (getting drunk) shouldn't get someone a ticket or thrown in jail. Sure, you should know your limits, but that's YOUR business, not the police's. If you act out and break a law because you're drunk, they can arrest you for the law you broke, not the fact that you had a few beers beforehand. Taxis are really expensive, and not everyone feels like waking up their friends at arse o'clock in the morning for a drive home, especially if it's just a short distance by foot to get home.
CrassKal 27
And when someone drunkenly stumbles into traffic and gets themselves killed, it's okay because they weren't breaking laws? I get people saying that a fine was unnecessary, but I think people are often like children and won't learn if they aren't taught the consequences of such decisions.
fknhoe 16
Actually, killing people is now against the law. Who knew?
fknhoe 16
Also, if they get themselves killed, what're you gonna do? Arrest them? Even if they were breaking laws, they're DEAD. It's a bit hard to arrest someone who's no longer alive.
askullnamedbilly 33
Uh, walking into the street is a traffic violation whether you're drunk while doing it or not. Just like pretty much everything else annoying or outrageous that drunk people do is illegal already. Public urination? Illegal. Assaulting people? Illegal. Breaking stuff that's not yours? Illegal. Being unreasonably loud and refusing to stop after people tell you to? Illegal. It's completely unnecessary to then make being drunk in itself illegal as well, that just opens up the door to fine or arrest people who are completely peaceful but happen to be drunk.
KingAdrock 16
Simply being drunk in public shouldn't be a crime. If someone is drunk and being disruptive, disorderly, and/or acting dangerously; the problem isn't that they're drunk. The problem is their behavior, and THAT is what should be a crime.
faeliality 20
Hey, better a ticket than a car accident. That sucks, OP. Glad you're okay though (:
gracehi 31
"I don't wanna be drunk in public. I wanna be drunk in the bar. They threw me *into* public! Arrest *them*!"
Shade1982 20
Hahahaha, that is a good one :P.
Allornone 35
I was hoping someone would make the Ron White reference. Very funny bit
dcarp1286 2
That was probably his best stand up. "they were pulling over everyone driving down that particular sidewalk that night..." haha
Colon_Man 17
HEY! TAKE OFF THAT HAT!
GrymReefer420 9
u caught me... u caught the tater