belieber101
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
UNAGI!
Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML
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godamnitmotagain 16
you deserve it belieber
iwilkilalzmBs 2
Minecraft?
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
If your electricity is cut, how are you posting this? I guess it's from a phone but it doesn't say posted from a mobile device. Anyway, why don't you go outside or something? It's surely brighter out there than in the basement. Go for a walk or even go to the park or something. You don't have to sit at home in the dark, just don't forget to lock the house up.
KoolKat369 5
Dude, it's called a laptop... U kinda don't have to plug those things in... Haha
FiestaInMyPants 8
If OP was using Wifi, then that likely would have cut off with the power, so a laptop wouldn't have had internet. That said, OP could have had those portable 3G things I feel like I've seen before. I don't use them, so that's why I feel it's unlikely, but I'm biased. :P
OffToTheGayBar 9
Bro, when my power goes out so does my modem. Just sayin'.
Sirin_fml 47
@Taurus_ChicKa: This was submitted from the iPhone app. If an FML is marked as "from mobile", it was submitted from the mobile-friendly version of the website.
princess151617 4
Lol
Scarlettkiss 8
You need light...the creepers spawn in darkness
Genoc123 5
Yes or the bells angels
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
If you are indeed a "belieber", then you should have no trouble scaring off any creepers. If anything, THEY should be scaring off YOU.
Enslaved 38
Everybody was kung-fu fighting Huh!!!
rubberduckie94 13
Those cats were fast as lightening.
linkinpark98 24
It was a little bit frightening...?
Margemander 4
Oh, but they had expert timing.
THExistentialist 13
and now this thread is rhyming :D
Crimsos 4
Sssssss.... It would be a sssssssshame if you peed your pantsssssssss.......
Furrywhiplash 14
Are you sssssssssizzling bacon? I love bacon. I want sssssssssssome.
pnutbutternjelly 15
How flipin old are you? First off, you don't need to stay inside if you are such a dam pansy, and second, grow a freaking pair!!!
Darwin03 1
I hope u get your but kicked. Karate noises... Really. That's like an invite. How about Gun noises. That's more like it.
WitchyArmyWife00 0
*Pow pow bang bang bang* yup that should do it
rubberduckie94 13
I did not think anyone that likes beiber ((I know spelled wrong maybe?) would be old enough to be left alone.
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Build some torches.